It's possible he made a terrible bet while in Vegas, but honestly... Bucky was supposed to be making certain he didn't do that. Magic is not something Zemo is familiar with, no more than the aliens who destroyed New York or the maniac who erased half the population. He knows serums and HYDRA and normal things. Not waking up in a foreign body with no clear way back.
But at least the spell didn't steal his dignity. Much. Perhaps there's a tiny part of him that wants to just curl back up in bed and not come out for a good, long time. Life seems rather intent on throwing curves in ways that absolutely make him feel like he'll never get his balance back. His family, the blip... Even Bucky and marriage had been a bit much to process. It still is, for many reasons, and not just because Bucky hates the remodel or won't quit staring at his chest. "I can't live up here."
Eventually, if this isn't fixed within the next hour or so, he will have to venture down and face Oeznik. "We just got back too..."
He'd been looking forward to being... in the closest thing to a home he's had in a very long time. He isn't sure he knows how to even begin hunting down sorcerers who may be able to undo this.
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But at least the spell didn't steal his dignity. Much. Perhaps there's a tiny part of him that wants to just curl back up in bed and not come out for a good, long time. Life seems rather intent on throwing curves in ways that absolutely make him feel like he'll never get his balance back. His family, the blip... Even Bucky and marriage had been a bit much to process. It still is, for many reasons, and not just because Bucky hates the remodel or won't quit staring at his chest. "I can't live up here."
Eventually, if this isn't fixed within the next hour or so, he will have to venture down and face Oeznik. "We just got back too..."
He'd been looking forward to being... in the closest thing to a home he's had in a very long time. He isn't sure he knows how to even begin hunting down sorcerers who may be able to undo this.