Oh they are most definitely technically married and Bucky who has never been married before is low-key panicking right now. It's not as if he could have consulted Oeznik for advice. He hadn't prepared anything. Does he have the time to try and sneak away and surprise Zemo with something nice? Probably not. Not in a way that Zemo wouldn't notice, anyway.
"Don't apologise." It's not like Bucky's not partially to blame. He picked a bad time to act out. The whole morning's been a bit much and if Bucky isn't acting normal, he doesn't recognise what he's doing different that Zemo has picked up on.
Anyway, dinner is a dinner problem. They can just focus on boots for now. Of which Bucky can now see there are many kinds for women, with and without heel, ankle high, knee high, thigh high, leather, canvas, Gore-Tex...
"Is 'ugg' short for ugly?" Bucky wrinkles his nose at the UGG boots, leaning in close to examine the sheepskin interior. Of course, that's where Bucky would find a gem of a pair that he immediately picks up and laughs at.
"It's like your coat but for your feet." Clearly he hasn't been clothes shopping much because this is too ridiculous.
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"Don't apologise." It's not like Bucky's not partially to blame. He picked a bad time to act out. The whole morning's been a bit much and if Bucky isn't acting normal, he doesn't recognise what he's doing different that Zemo has picked up on.
Anyway, dinner is a dinner problem. They can just focus on boots for now. Of which Bucky can now see there are many kinds for women, with and without heel, ankle high, knee high, thigh high, leather, canvas, Gore-Tex...
"Is 'ugg' short for ugly?" Bucky wrinkles his nose at the UGG boots, leaning in close to examine the sheepskin interior. Of course, that's where Bucky would find a gem of a pair that he immediately picks up and laughs at.
"It's like your coat but for your feet." Clearly he hasn't been clothes shopping much because this is too ridiculous.