"Okay." Is Zemo not going to pick something awfully skimpy and revealing out for him? Well, he shouldn't be encouraging that anyway... Bucky's just going to pick out a simple black pair of trunks that don't seem much different from his usual 'walking around the house in boxer briefs for as long as he can manage without Oeznik catching him' attire.

And, because he likes to make Oeznik's eye twitch, respectable monochrome boardshorts for the old man with one hibiscus printed on the one side. Not quite Hawaiian, but not quite so boring either.

Everyone's got to start somewhere. They thought they'd never be able to get Bucky to unclench unwind and look where he is now.