"He spent ten minutes trying to explain to me the importance of a good sourdough starter. Ten. Minutes. Helmut. He sounded like 70% Zola, 30% Gordon-- whoever." Bucky certainly didn't seem to notice that little slip of the tongue as he just furrows his eyebrows at Zemo and gestures by waving his fork around a bit while he talks.
"He binned the whole thing when the crust didn't turn out right and then he just stared at me when I ate his whole perfectly good loaf out of the garbage can." Because that makes Oeznik the crazy one, and not Bucky 'I starved through the 30s and being a prisoner of war and all I got was this lousy permanent brain damage' Barnes.
You know, Bucky's also noticed that Zemo likes leeching body heat from him. He hasn't said anything about it, and he honestly doesn't mind, but he does think that Zemo runs a little cold. That's why he's got the fur coat and the turtlenecks and maybe they should get him more thermal wear or something, keep him warm.
"Nowhere too crazy. Maybe we can go to the other mall, do a few rounds. You might see something else you like."
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"He binned the whole thing when the crust didn't turn out right and then he just stared at me when I ate his whole perfectly good loaf out of the garbage can." Because that makes Oeznik the crazy one, and not Bucky 'I starved through the 30s and being a prisoner of war and all I got was this lousy permanent brain damage' Barnes.
You know, Bucky's also noticed that Zemo likes leeching body heat from him. He hasn't said anything about it, and he honestly doesn't mind, but he does think that Zemo runs a little cold. That's why he's got the fur coat and the turtlenecks and maybe they should get him more thermal wear or something, keep him warm.
"Nowhere too crazy. Maybe we can go to the other mall, do a few rounds. You might see something else you like."