A case could be made that they spoil Steve more than Bucky does, despite how much Bucky seems to enjoy rolling around on the floor, carrying Steve around, giving him belly rubs and food from the dinner table. Not that Zemo needs to be jealous, since he gets almost as many smiles and chuckles out of Bucky these days as Steve does.

"Maybe we could find something for him and you could give it to him personally and. Just talk about it. If he wants to talk." Maybe they'll both be wrong and Oeznik will just take one look at Zemo and take it all in his stride. And make it seem like Bucky and Zemo are the ones overreacting to this.

Who knows, maybe Oeznik will throw a bigger shitfit over the boardshorts with the hibiscus on the side than Zemo walking into the kitchen looking like this without any explanation whatsoever.