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[experienceandpatience]

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Ehehehehehe

[podchinyatsya]

i caN't? UGH😤 i thought ur butlerc ould doit. Stuck wit hthis gutrot now🤮

[ He's...not entirely capable of carrying on two lines of conversation right now. ]

[experienceandpatience]

You wanted me to send Oeznik with alcohol?

[He probably shouldn't laugh at that, but he also can't quite help it.]

You could not drink it, James. That is always an option, isn't it?

[podchinyatsya]

[ He somehow senses that Zemo is laughing at him, but just makes a face instead of replying to it. ]

itsall I got. :(

[experienceandpatience]

[It's almost endearing... being the one James thought to send drunken texts too, even if it was apparently to be spoiled with expensive alcohol.]

My sympathies, James. You must have had quite a bit of the swill, however... You never did answer what the occasion was.

[podchinyatsya]

OH

yeah ijust wanted to drink. No reason🤷‍♂️

[experienceandpatience]

In that case, I hope you enjoy yourself, James. I regret I'm not there to keep you company. We had fun the last time.

Although we should both consider sleep, don't you think?

[Well, in Zemo's case, it's sleep again. But if Bucky wants the company, he supposes he can continue to provide it.]

[podchinyatsya]

aw are u kickign meoff? We coulda had funan yewway👀👅

[experienceandpatience]

Oh, is it that sort of message? What sort of fun, James?

[podchinyatsya]

oh U KNOW
cmon we hacn vefun without beign in th esame room😋😋🤳

[experienceandpatience]

[Oh, this will make for amusing blackmail at the very least...]

We certainly can. Why don't you tell me what you're thinking, James?

[podchinyatsya]

[ oh come on zemo would NEVER ]

selfoes! Youf irst. Nocheating!

[experienceandpatience]

How would I even cheat? You know what I look like, James.

[But fine. Enjoy that attached picture of Zemo in bed with mussed hair.

Bucky didn't specify that it had to be sexy in any way, did he?]

[podchinyatsya]

[ in Bucky's opinion, staging the picture in any way (relocating, fixing hair, adjusting lighting) would constitute cheating. These things have to be candid! It's the rule for 'stop, drop, selfie'. ]

ohm ygod you wre SlEEPIGN! 😮 i didn'twanna wake u it's whyI asked ig u wore up.

[experienceandpatience]

It's fine, James. Given the choice, I would rather have your company.

[Well, he certainly got a candid selfie at least. But--]

Your turn. Make it a good one.

[podchinyatsya]

[ IMG5071_015713.jpg

Behold Bucky with glassy eyes, not quite in focus as he wears a doofy grin in low lighting. Shirtless. ]

[experienceandpatience]

Very nice, James.

[He certainly looks like he's been enjoying himself tonight.]

What were you thinking of when you messaged me? It seems like you already had some ideas.

[podchinyatsya]

how nice ur booze was tbh

[experienceandpatience]

[Really, James.]

So you are more endeared to my vodka than you are to me.

Perhaps I should have chosen sleep after all.

[He's teasing, he's teasing.]

[podchinyatsya]

urj EALOUS!!!🤣

[experienceandpatience]

[Excuse you]

I'm not jealous, James.

But I unfortunately have no vodka to offer you...

[podchinyatsya]

you are! I mentionde drinsk be4 you, and ur jealos. Don't be, helmt. I always like yuo more.

[experienceandpatience]

Very sweet to remind me that you like me more than alcohol, James.

What else do I rank above?

[podchinyatsya]

jOHN!

[experienceandpatience]

That is hardly a difficult one, James. I would hope you like me more than him.

[podchinyatsya]

i DO. ur wayn icer.