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[experienceandpatience]

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[experienceandpatience]

Very sweet to remind me that you like me more than alcohol, James.

What else do I rank above?

[podchinyatsya]

jOHN!

[experienceandpatience]

That is hardly a difficult one, James. I would hope you like me more than him.

[podchinyatsya]

i DO. ur wayn icer.

[experienceandpatience]

And you, my friend, are very drunk.

[podchinyatsya]

welli CouLFbe drunker but someone wonts end me good liqor...🙄🙄

And YOU could b emore herer

[experienceandpatience]

I promise you that I will make certain you never lack good liquor again, James.

And what would you do if I was there?

[podchinyatsya]

🍍❄️
👀🍆🍑🥃

[experienceandpatience]

[Who even showed him the emojis--]

Is this supposed to be a turn-on, James? Really...

Use your words.

[podchinyatsya]

[ Sam. It was Sam. ]

omg.🙄 urwe in spexial forcesand cant read pictures?

PINEAPPLES ANDICE Remembre?thatday?

[experienceandpatience]

[Of course it was Sam. Somewhere, somehow, he's sure he's laughing about this.]

I said it wasn't a turn-on, James, not that I couldn't read.

But I do remember that very clearly... although I'm not sure I need anything iced right now. Unless you're planning something particularly rough, of course.

[podchinyatsya]

well exCUSEME mr.sudenly impossibel to seduec!🙄🙄

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[ This is a picture of Bucky's lower abdomen, more skin bared than would be if he had underwear on. ]

[experienceandpatience]

I'm hardly impossible, James.

Although now that makes me curious. Were your thoughts straying over pineapple and ice, James? 😉

[There's a laugh at the thought of it even--

At least until the next picture comes along and he's left scrutinizing that for a bit.]

Are you naked?

[podchinyatsya]

[ He snickers with delight seeing Zemo use an emoji. The very idea is hilarious to him, when Zemo would put forth such a gentrified demeanor. ]

mayyybe😇😈

[experienceandpatience]

[Well, emoji seems to be the language that Bucky is most capable of speaking at the moment, he's just trying to indulge--

Although perhaps he should be with James at the moment, honestly. Or someone should.]

Next question then: why are you naked?

[podchinyatsya]

why NOT i mean its hto inh ere andjsut me🤷‍♂️

[ He's drunk, Zemo, that's why. ]

[experienceandpatience]

[He's so drunk. It's almost endearing.]

Cute, James.

If I used my very conditional freedom to come to you right now, would you enjoy that?

[podchinyatsya]

[ The amount of alcohol he had to ingest to achieve this was ...substantial. ]

BOOTYE XALL!🍑📞

[ Sam taught him that too. ]

[experienceandpatience]

[He's afraid he's cleared out an entire liquor store at this point.

Sam is hearing about this, one day.]

James, that is not what I meant!

Did I accidentally comment to the main post instead of this thread x-x

[podchinyatsya]

no?
Yuoa re NO FUN :(

[ He's pouting now, Zemo. Don't let him down! ]

Haha, oops! It happens!

[experienceandpatience]

[Wow, he's like a drunken child...]

I'm quite a bit of fun and you know it.

Facepalms

[podchinyatsya]

then what ee you waitingon_👁️

[experienceandpatience]

I will be there soon.

If asked where I'm going at such an hour, I will be sure to let everyone know it's because of a drunken booty call from one James Buchanan Barnes.

[He won't, of course. Walker would be scandalized, Allegra would make that face she always does...]

Don't fall asleep on me.

[podchinyatsya]

AhaaahHAh! U SAID BOOTYCALL

[ If he were a little sharper mentally, Bucky would make a crack about letting Zemo fall asleep on him! ]

[experienceandpatience]

Should I remind you that you said it first?

[How is this man over one hundred years old...]

I'm also doubting your ability to even be able to perform at the moment...